A Frickin Elephant

My Grandma sent this to me and I had to share:


A Frickin Elephant
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> Jake is 5 and is learning to read.
> He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
> Look, Mama! Its a frickin Elephant!
> Deep breath...
> What did you call it?
> Its a frickin Elephant, Mama!
> It says so on the picture!
> and so it does...
> A-F-R-I-C-A-N Elephant
> Hooked on phonics strikes again!
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